25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

As you know women and men are very different and this list will give you even more understanding of this fact. Organized in no particular order, many men contributed to our list. Remember this is just the way men think and they often do not tell you they are thinking in this way.  Ladies take note --here are the rules:

1. If you look in the mirror and think that you're fat. You probably are so don't ask us.
2. A dog is a man's best friend so get rid of the cat.
3. Whatever you wear is fine with us because we really do not pay attention that much.
4. When the toilet seat is up, put it down and don't bug us about it.
5. We don't need the rules -- just tell us what you want and we'll see if we can do it.
6. If you want us to act like man from a romance novel, dress like a Victoria Secret woman.
7. If you push up your boobs with a Wonder bra don't get upset when we look at them.
8. Anyone over the age of 18 can buy condoms.
9. The relationship will never be the same as it was when we were first dating.
10. When you rub the lamp don't get upset when the genie appears.
11. Don't cry - it is not nice to blackmail us with your tears.
12. Faking it isn't necessary because it makes us feel deceived--we would rather be unsuccessful.
13. Nothing says "I love you" more than sex.
14. Just because you think I did, doesn't mean I did.
15. If you tell me something today you have to remind me because a few minutes after you tell me I'm thinking about something else.
16. If it is Sunday we're in front of the TV watching sports. Get over it.
17. Sometimes we are thinking about other things besides you. That's just the way it is.
18. If you ask us a question you don't really want us to answer, you probably will get an answer you don't want to hear.
19. Birthdays, anniversaries and Valentine's Day are just another day to us. If you want something you need to let us know what it is.
20. Standing up to pee is very difficult and sometimes our aim is off.
21. Do not hold on to what we said six months ago because we forgot it within the week.
22. It's a male thing to look at other women even when we are with you. Getting offended won't stop it.
23. If it itches, it has to be scratched.
24. Whenever you can, please make comments only during the commercials.
25. Ask us to do something or tell us how to do it, but don't tell us both things at the same time.

As you can see, men and women are very different so maybe John Gray was correct -- women and men are from two different planets.